Ohmygoshi
While in the shower this morning, I came to the realization that if anyone were to browse my search bar, they'd be pretty amused at what shows up. And no, I'm not talking about all my weird animal porn, I save those for a different browser, gosh. Generally, when I use the "google bar" I don't know exactly what I'm looking for, so instead I type in every detail I can think of. Sometimes, I'll be watching something on tv and want the lyrics to a song I just heard, so I start typing in what I'm hearing. My name is definitely on my google bar, along with a couple other that I won't share. I mean, c'mon, sometimes you just get bored and want to see what's out there on you, right? or am I the only one who thinks that? Sometimes I'll just have random thoughts or questions pop into my head that I want to know the answer to.

Anyways, so here are some of my favorite "google bar" searches:

"nfl commercial chester oboe"

"laura play"

"how many tons can a pineapple dehydrator work in a day"

"how to glue glass together"

"personalizable travel mug"

"imap thunderbird"

"is Hillary Clinton gay?"

"jack nasty"

"tom selleck florida orange juice commercial"

"kitchen utensils that start with A"

"murky coffee"

"lymph nodes"

"malawai"

"mary poppins mr dawes"

"florida liquor store laws"

"how do toilets work?"

"can dead people be nominated for academy awards?"

"seperated at birth twin married" - true story btw.

"today we salute you stressed out college students"

"tekuru"

"typical ghana accountant salary"

and the list continues...what's in your search engine?
1 Response
  1. LindzML Says:

    Ahh if only I hadn't cleaned out my internet history for cookies and cleared all forms last night!! There have been some good ones.


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