Ohmygoshi
2/14/2008

Dearest Ohmygoshi,

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! To add to the greatness of this non-holiday, I'm going to go ahead and start you on a grueling process that involves draining the body of unnecessary materials. Included is intense pain and the motivation to stay in bed and do absolutely nothing. I know, you're SUPER EXCITED! I know I am! Granted, you've probably known for a week now it was coming, but I decided to get the party started today anyways. Hope you enjoy it, because I really spent a lot of time picking out your gift.

All my love,
Yourself

.....There are some days, when I really hate having two X chromosomes....
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